— 12 Dating Behaviors I’m Done With by Nico Lang :D
1: The stoners in the back like:
2: The class clowns are like:
3: Girls on their period are like:
4: The bestfriends are like:
5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like:
6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like:
7: That one person who is always texting is like:
8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
im the class clown (:
lol im the teacher’s pet
I`m the teacher… sometimes I just want to throw my hands in the air and scream (like a tormented ghost in the stalls, it`s a monday omg)
class. one day I’ll be like this at my job everyday
Ahh men in suits Trés Bien.
I should also dress more classy, pencil skirts, shirt tucked in, high heels. (*_*)
looked at things on my phone
I felt slightly anxious about nothing particular
I walked downstairs and poured coffee into a jar
I asked a person on the internet if I should take drugs
I took drugs before the person had time to respond
I feel alienated by people who express concern about me without
defining their concern in terms of a specific solution or goal
I dont feel comforted by the idea of an afterlife
I dont want to continue experiencing things after I die
I want someone to pull my hair because I like the idea of someone
controlling my head without touching my head
what is the difference between being an independent person
and being a person who is accepting of loneliness"
— “Today My Alarm Went Off at 12:30 p.m.,” Mira Gonzalez (via visualcomplex)
****TRIGGER WARNING: SEXUAL ASSAULT******
The other day I was going about my business when I happened to read this moronic article explaining how advocating ‘risk management’ (barf) is not ‘victim blaming’.
I’ve read a lot of articles like this, but that one, for some reason, was the straw…
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
or a spin-off “I want to wear shorts, so I wear them” (>_>`)??
yo i fuckin love alana bloom
…but I appreciate the company.
people on tumblr going “aww hannibal so cute, really happy to see will alive, otp11eleven“… fools. he sent him to tobias himself, there was high probability he would actually be killed, bc tobias knew they were coming sooner or later, and desprate. and will is neurotic and going crazy and went there with no fbi agents, tf? the situation was generally hannibal sending them at each other to see which one comes out alive - that one would be left for him to torture/kill. so yeah, so cute and romantic. :P *eyeroll* psychopaths are good actors usually. and hannibal is thinking “yes my beetle won the fight”